Inspired by the shame of having to order an enormously large sized dress for my friend's wedding, I have decided to become a runner in order to lose the baby (and ice cream!) weight. Join me in my journey as I strive to have the type of thighs that will fit into an outrageously priced pair of jeans.



Wednesday, May 25, 2011

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys

For those of you have ever tried Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred, you know that it is 18 grueling minutes of your life.  Tonight's workout was Level 1, during which Jillian asked us beginners to watch the insanely fit girl on the right for a modified (aka: this is for those of you who pant going up one flight of stairs) version of the workout.  Although I struggled through, that is not the point of this post.


The point is this:  If I were to make a workout video, I would employ two slightly plump girls like myself to stand on either side of me.  That way, all the girls at home would not feel inadequate as their thighs rubbed, their belly swayed, and their booty clapped.

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